Corey Feldman and his 300 Lbs. Problem

In recent Celeb Hasbeen news, Corey Feldman is being terrorized by his own 300 lbs. tenant.

If there was a time machine, Corey Feldman would be the first on it. This 80s teen sensation could do better, if Robert Downey, Jason Bateman and Stephen Dorff were able to manage a comeback from the pits of Hollywood hell, then there's still hope for the last remaining Corey. I'm hoping though that an awesome career comeback wouldn't involved a dead MJ or a 300 lbs. woman.